Hiker Stumbles on Eerie ‘Missing Persons’ Scene in Long Island Woods
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“I might die,” sort-of-joked the hiker in the video.
In addition to the signs, the horror-movie-like scene also had a blanket with a can of food on it. What a waste of perfectly warm blanket and perfectly good food.
And there was also a structure of sticks which kind of looked like a cage.
Perhaps it was once a cage but has since been dismantled. Or, broken out of by a once contained victim?
“Oh s**t, I heard voices,” said the guy, seemingly scared yet holding a knife. “We have to get the f**k out of here.”
After he “escaped” the “dangerous” situation, he notified police who contacted the property owner.
Apparently the property owner said they were just Halloween decorations, which is oddly disgusting if someone is actually exploiting horrible cases of missing people and their likely-still-grieving families for a cheap Halloween gag.
Check out New York Post’s bearable rendition of Dateline420’s “Creepy S**t in the Woods, Part 1”. Fair warning, there is a lot of graphic language.And for those itching for more, here is the original.
And here’s part 2!
Who knows, Creepy S**t in the Woods might be coming to a theater near you real soon.